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Tuesday, December 21, 2010

YOU KNOW ITS ALMOST CHRISTMAS WHEN...

YOU LOOKED OUTSIDE YESTERDAY AND IT LOOKED LIKE THE BEGINING OF SPRING AND YOU WAKE UP TODAY WITH A COUPLE INCHES OF SNOW
ALL OF THE CHRISTMAS PRESENTS FROM PARENTS ARE UNDERNEATH ROBES AND BLANKETS IN CORNERS
ALL OF THE KID SHOWS ARE ABOUT CHRISTMAS
WE HAVE SO MANY GOODIES AND YET MORE THAN HALF THE CANDY CANES ARE GONE
THERE ARE CHRISTMAS BOOKS ALL OVER OUR HOUSE
THE CAT IS DRESSED UP
UNWILLINGLY WITH A STOCKING ON HIS HEAD
I'M WEARING SWEATS AND SLIPPERS WITH A NICE VEST AND SHIRT
EVERY WHERE YOU GO PEOPLE ARE PLAYING THEIR INSTRUMENTS AND FAMILY MEMBERS ARE SCURRYING TO LEARN CHRISTMAS SONGS
YOU HAVE FAKE SNOWFLAKES AND SNOWMEN IN YOUR FRONT YARD
THERE ARE TONS OF PRESENTS UNDER THE TREE - ALL FROM ME
THE SNOW COVERS UP THE WEEDS
THIS IS WHAT YOUR BACKYARD LOOKS LIKE
THE GARBAGE CAN AND BASKETBALL HOOP ARE COVERED WITH SNOW
THE STOCKINGS ARE HUNG - BUT NOT BY THE CHIMNEY
KIDS DON'T WANT TO GO OUTSIDE WHILE IT'S SNOWING SO THEY RESOLVE TO WATCHING TV AND THEN GET IN A FIGHT AND ATTACK EACH OTHER
YOUR GAS FIREPLACE IS ALWAYS ON
EVERYONE IS IN THEIR PJ'S WITH CHOCOLATE GOATEES AND MUSTACHES
YOU LOOK UP AND IT LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE IN A SNOW GLOBE!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!

2 comments:

  1. hahaha that was really funny :) :) that's just like what our christmas is like, but lucky for us our stockings are actually hung by the chimney. suckers!! jk :)

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